Hidden away in the far off land of Culver City lies an enchanted neighborhood on Dunn Drive.
Hobbit House & Story Time Village Residence
Built by a Disney Artist in the 40s, the Hobbit house and adjacent cottages are available to be gawked at by the public. Though folks and woodland creatures live in the residences (assuming rent is paid in gold spun from straw) visitors cannot venture inside. However you can still bother them by taking pictures in front of their property. They encourage it!
Some say on nights that harbor full moons, if one walks by the hobbit house and says aloud Rumpelstillskin three times while spinning backwards three things can occur. If this is your first offence, you’ll be turned into one of the many human statues that are located in downtown Culver City.
Family turned to Statues as a result of ticking off fairy tale estate.
On your second offence (granted you escaped becoming a statue) one of the child stars from the Disney Channel will steal your soul for fuel. (most likely those kids who live in a hotel/cruise ship, I don’t know how that works).
Then lastly on a third offence (many don’t make it this far) the authorities are called and you are taken to jail, cause hobbits don’t f*#& around when they are being messed with at their humble homes
* Note: The exploitive is censored as the word Disney will be placed as a tag for this article and I don’t need angry letters from the studio or parents. I already received enough of those when I worked at Disneyland and had to resign. Ah, memories.
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